• me after giving anyone advice: but honestly i dont know anything so just do whatever and it'll probably be fine
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mistressofthefags:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thank u for ur contribution

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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architectureofdoom:

Sponish House, Lochmaddy, Scotland

thee-fitness-goddess:

Honestly when I think about my future I don’t even think about marriage. I think about having a cute dog and an awesome apartment. And being really well dressed.

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squidfiction:

booougbad:

Well

I was about to scroll past but then I got it.